The Awesomeness of Norgu

I win I win !!! XD

I got the two pigs thing (if that's what shadow means) from some show or movie and applied it to Norgu because he's chubby. I imagine his chubbiness squiggles around when he dances.

llama??? nah i dono what i ment it was a 1 time moment things so i forgot since then

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Scott, you are my hero.

What is worse? The fact that we have dedicated a post to the awesomeness of *gag reflex* Norgu, the fact that people are still adding to it, or the fact that I don't want it to stop? lmao Oh this is soooo wrong! But soooooo right!!!!!!

And Scott...Norgu may be your hero, but you are mine!!!! haha

Nuff said.

what campain is he in?

SHADOW wrote:what campain is he in?

Nightfall, after the Tihark mission I believe.

Hehe, nice D. Does "God-Mode" come with cool armor?

God mode comes with coolest dance moves ever.

BTW! Norgu :3

is god mode after mard mode?

God Mode doesn't exist Shadow.

It's part of the joke.

Third page FTW!

Now even though Norgu's obviously well known for his outstanding dancing techniques and overall awesomeness, I feel we may have been overlooking another of his great traits; his incredible sense of style. So I think we need to take some time here to look at Norgu's various smexy classy outfits.



Here's Norgu in his everday wear, although there's certainly nothing ordinary about it. It's a modest piece, but has just enough frilly accessorizing to make it just as appropriate for the opera house as it is for the pancake house. Notice the intricate lacing of the boots, and patterning of the arm sleeves, distributing attention nicely between the flashy extremities and the eloquent pear-shaped middle of the outfit. We can also see how the deep moss green color here is complimented nicely by the melon orange dabbled throughout the outfit, making its resemblance to a trash bag actually work for it rather than against it.



This exciting piece artistically incorporates a vegetative motif into a bold flashy style that says "look at me, I'm a tree"! Notice how the understated bark-woven highwater boots flow symbolically into the leafy tunic, which in turn spreads into a splendid fiesta of shrubbery and vegetation along the upper area. The circular ornamental designing along the arms and abstract face-like chest design display both the greenness and nonsensical intent of the outfit equally well. Draw your attention to the striped pantaloons which connect the two distinguishing aspects of the outfit, completing this bold look of natural yet confusing expression.



When it comes to the truly upper scale design, Norgu really knows how to deliver. The bold look of this outfit is obvious, shouting out that this is a man who knows how to successfully combine looking eloquent, sophisticated, and like he's wrapped up in a fishing net. The legs are highly detailed, showing that just because you're wearing skin-tight pants doesn't mean they can't look intricate and flashy. The arms show a wave pattern which can be confusing to the untrained eye, but the more sophistacted dresser will appreciate their whimsical nonsensicality. And the massive torso effectively combines the best qualities of a fishing net, frog face, and miniature golf course all into a splendid wrapping of merriment and hallucination.

First, D, that was hilarious.

Scott...oh. my. god. I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

Scott, I will now see you in a new light- best laugh I had in a long time- I really had no idea there was a funny side to you like this- ty so much!

Arrashi wrote:Hehe, nice D. Does "God-Mode" come with cool armor?

HaHA John Petrucci can go into god mode [=

then how did u get it to say god mode?

He photo shopped it or something similar.

oow i get it now. cool I like it

But in all seriousness, *I* am God-mode (but only with Norgu in tow.)

All hail the smexiness of the 'N'

(it's sad how I look forward to this part of the forum every morning)

Ah D this thread has made me laugh so much. I thought I was the only person in all of GW that thought Norgu was the bomb. [=

EVERYONE thinks Norgu is the bomb!!!

what do you mean 'thinks'.. do you doubt the power of The N?

N is for Nitro Power, Never-ending Superiority and Near-God Abilities.

Iv never used it so i ant saying any thing but we made 4 pages WOOOOOOOOOO