April Fools' skill updates

See HERE for the list of April 1st skill updates before they're gone. As with every year, there's some pretty funny ones in there. I think these three in particular are just over-the-top classics though, and I wanted to save them for prosterity:

Distortion: added the following functionality: "You have +10 to your Politics and Reporting attributes."
Banish: changed functionality to: "Target foe may not return to this map for 1...8...10 years."
"For Great Justice!" "For Great Justice!": added the following functionality: "Every zig takes off."

My favorite is the vampiric skills making you sparkle in the sun.

Fun stuff! I didn't realize GW did that! Thanks for sharing.

Haha hilarious!
This one beats em all:

# Several new monster-only shouts have been added.

* "Lolwut!?": used after an ally dies.
* "Noob!": used after killing any foe.
* "That's imba!": used after dying at the hands of any foe.

Yeah the NPC shouts made me laugh out loud.

Rigor Mortis: added the following functionality: "Must target a dead foe."

Finally a skill to kill my foes, kill them until their dead. Now just have to apply the Rigor Mortis and wait to it sets in.

Lols yeah I liked that one a lot too!